JOKE OF THE DAY: Broken Lawn Mower

Last year, when the power mower was broken and wouldn't run, my wife
kept hinting that I ought to get it fixed, but somehow the
message never sank in. Finally she thought of a clever way to make
the point.

When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass,
busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.

I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I
was gone only a few moments and came out and handed her a
toothbrush. "When you finish cutting the grass,"I said, "you might
as well sweep the sidewalks."

The doctors say I will be probably live, but it will be quite awhile
before the casts will be off.